The World's Greatest Email
Sue Shifrin-Cassidy
Format: Paperback (6x9)
ISBN: 9781434323927
Price: $ 15.95
About the Book
Herein lie the funniest, most inspiring, thought provoking, life-saving communications of our times.
The World's Greatest Email is a collection of cyberspace gems that will entertain and enlighten everyone who reads them.
Is there really a town called F#@*ing, Austria?
What exactly are the physics of hell?
Wnat to know how to tell if someone is having a stroke?
Can your cell phone unlock your car?
Find out the answers to these questions and more in The World's Greatest Email.
About the Author
Sue Shifrin-Cassidy is a multi-platinum award winning singer-songwriter who has written songs for Tina Turner, Meatloaf, Heart, Cher, Smokey Robinson and many more international artists. She is a licensed pilot and the founder of KidsCharities.org, an Internet-based children’s charity that has raised funds for multiple children’s charities all over the world. Sue is the co-founder of EAT’M- Emerging Artists and Talent in Music and is married to actor/singer David Cassidy. They have one son, Beau.
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Subject: The Physics of Hell
This might be the smartest, most creative email I have ever received. I would love to meet the person who wrote this. It is said to be a true story, but unfortunately, according to Snopes.com, it is an Urban Legend.
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question: Is hell exothermic or endothermic. Support your answer with proof.
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant. One student, however wrote the following:
First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving?
I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for souls entering hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since, there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant.
So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.
Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.
The student got an A on the exam.
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